The "partiers" are, in fact, dangerous criminals who effectively kidnap Dennis and Dee and force them to take angel dust and help them rob a laundromat. At the hospital later, they join up with some partiers, reasoning that their trip couldn't possibly get worse. Some of Dee's hair gets ripped out on a roller coaster, causing Dennis to get sick. And Mac, Frank, and their beloved rum ham drift out to sea after falling asleep on a raft, only to be picked up by a party yacht.ĭennis and Dee, however, are met with disaster after hilarious, terrifying disaster. But as it turns out, she was high the whole time and rejects Charlie the next morning after waking up sober.
Having older women tell a megalomaniacal Dennis they're not attracted to him, thus sending him into a spiral of self-doubt, is particularly funny and satisfying.Ĭharlie, who spends much of the day mistaking sunblock for an alcoholic beverage, ends up meeting the Waitress by chance and spending a romantic night with her. And, honestly, as hard as it is to be betrayed like this, it's hard to do anything but laugh at these stupid, reprehensible people as they keep getting what's coming to them. It's an explosion of classless hijinks that ends in outbursts and fistfights.
ALWAYS SUNNY AM I GAY FOR GOD MAC
Frank and Mac are at the center of it, as is Dennis, because of course he is. Dee, who's trying to get her job back (she'd quit in the previous episode to go on welfare), gets involved too. This unleashes a landslide of sexual back-stabbings in which multiple characters attempt to sleep with various people's mothers, thus enraging people who loved them and inspiring them to get revenge by keeping the sex train going.
Charlie's segment is animated: he imagines saving the Waitress (who's not actually present) by pushing Dee between her and the gunman, and then living a long, happy life with her, raising a whole generation of future janitors and waitresses.Īfter Mac is sent to Frank's old house to grab his toupee, he's seduced by Barbara, who wants revenge against her ex-husband. Frank simply imagines himself chowing down on stolen hot dogs while bullets fly. Dennis gets shot trying to sweet talk the gunman, falls in love with his well-endowed physical therapist, and kills her when her, uh, endowments are ruined in a car accident. Dee gets revenge for years of abuse, sides with the burglar (in her dream, a woman), then turns her over to the cops, before getting whisked away to a witness protection program where her acting skills come in handy, and open the door to superstardom (and marriages to Josh Groban and Brad Pitt). In his dream, Mac uses karate to beat up the burglar before fighting off all his ninja friends and earning high praise from his pals. Everyone cowers behind shelves and starts to daydream about how they'd resolve this situation and become a hero. In this episode, the Gang's in a convenience store when someone breaks in and robs the cashier.